i was alone at kino the other day waiting for my fren. walking ard with a preoccupied mind will lead u to making abt five rounds around each section without knowing it until u realize all of a sudden how tired ur legs were. anyways on my perhaps 10th round of the lit section, this thick black book caught my eye.. no bigger than the size of a palm, it read in gold prints: The Book Of Answers. and in finer prints: find all the solutions to your problems here.

i paused.
and stared.
and decided on the spot that anyone who pays 15++ dollars to buy this book or even bother to pick it up or worse! believe it in like it's the next holy bible of the world is a dumbass

so i walked away diligently, falling back into my zoned out land
then took a few steps back (gad i swear i was out of control!!) and flipped open to the first page of the book, thereby categorising me into the type of person mentioned above

instructions: hold the book in ur hand and think of the question repeatedly in your mind. then slowly, thumb thru the pages until u feel the time is right before finally stopping at THE PAGE. you can say the question out loud while flipping but do not stop thinking of the question. feel free to repeat the steps several times for each qn.

and i decided again that only a retard wld continue with the book after reading these instructions. and a few seconds later i became a retard.
i swear in my mind i was screaming at myself NO GRACE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! like how in star wars someone impt will die/fall down some cliff and the main character will howl in great devastation. add on the great orchestra music and momental pause in time

anyways i made sure no one was looking at me and did everything in double quick time. the moment of enlightenment. the ans! -->
speak your mind

what!?!?!?!
i slammed the book shut and shoved it back into shelf, huffing off indignantly. after all i had gone thru in actually showering tt bit of attention to it, tts the ans i get?! no thank you very much. it's the last thing i planned to/should do in the entire situation. oh the humiliation..the irony....

thus we now noe that
1)there is a retard and a dumbass in all of us
2)we actually DO put abit of faith and dependence into such 'self help' thingies whenever we try them no matter how much we deny them. cause since u even bother, it shows that u care abt the end
3)most of us have actually decided/know what to do. we just need a little assurance, albeit supernatural/retarded ones, in this case however, i was given none. argh
4)desperate ppl do desperate things.

maybe my question shld have been: what are the questions for the a levels gp exams.

imagine
question one
Speak your mind. Discuss

or Speaking your mind is the best way to gain ppl's trust. Discuss

or Speaking your mind has become irrelevant to the modern world. Discuss

or To what extent has speaking your mind been made easier by modern technology?

or Either Speak your mind or shut up. Discuss.

cambridge shld just buy the book and thumb thru the pages to set their qns.