happie birthday joan
so sorrie i couldn't make. but it looked like u had fun so i m glad. so may u have a wonderful year ahead. always stay cheerryy and nuts. luv ya....

ancient egyptians believed the "vein of love" ran from the third finger on the left hand to the heart
a little marketing strategy thingum on my brother's bottle cap. so... POINTS MY LEFT THIRD FINGER AT EVERYONE

:D

bro: anything i dunno how to use i call it lousy
me:so ur brain is lousy
i have the world's most bulliable, cutest and most adorable brother in the world

do you have any phone bigger den the seat of a toilet bowl?
my parents trying to make fun of me in public at a hp shop for dropping my hp into the toilet bowl. again. flushing it away this time.

er sorry i just solved the problem myself thanks
embarressing moment when i accidentally locked my phone and cannot rem my password, called customer service and suddenly remembering it when the person got to me.

how can sot dogs be halty
one of the infinite reasons why i love him so
:)