May 24, 2006

oh horrors of horrors of HORRORS
i just realized that i haven exercised AT ALL since i left school. tts freaking more than half a year. not to mention the few months spent dormant studying for Alevels (but tts ok since simply worrying for As is already hard core cardio activites in itself)
hence of late, ive walked no fasted than 6km/hr
done only stretching in bed
the only heaviest thing i carried around is my ass
appear to be sweating buckets only in the rain
and the only balls ive been hitting around are fish balls!

im turning into a fat shit!

and then to add on to the unspeakable horror, my mp3 player is still under repair.. bloody creative ppl have retained it for like half a month and im crippled w/o it. i need it to jog!

:(

anyways... i saw this in the toilet of lemongrass restaurant the other day and could not resist taking a shot of it in my fone.

the toilet testament

Bless this room, oh lord we pray
Make it sweet by night and day
Bless the seat and bless the flush
Bless the early morning rush
Bless the nasty little brat who
Pulled the chain and drowned the cat
Bless the girl who locked the door
Reading books an hour or more
Bless the phantom with the feet
Whose prints of which are on the seat
Bless the bloke who thought he oughta
First discover toilet water
Bless the fiend whose favorite caper
Leaving u stranded with no toilet paper
Finally with love and kisses
Bless the bloody fool who misses

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